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 | Comments | 2 of 9 | post a comment |  |  |  | |  | glasgowguy262 wrote... | |  | I took my girlfriend Eileen to an orgy party last wee, you shouldve seen the mess she was in when they started playing Dexy,s Midnight Runners.... shhhh that was bad lol |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | glasgowguy262 wrote... | |  | If Jennifer Lopez is J-Lo, what does that make Pete Doherty? It,s on the news there that people have not to wear England shirts in pubs in case it upsets Muslims, wtf is a Muslim doing in a pub?? |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | glasgowguy262 wrote... | |  | Fuck n there I was thinking seeing as she's no talking to me, I'm just gonna tell her what I really think of her, phew thank god I never lmao xxx |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | glasgowguy262 wrote... | |  | I seen that guy fae N-Dubz in Argyle St the other day and told him they were shite, he wasn,t Dappy hehe |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | glasgowguy262 wrote... | |  | Dear Alesha Dixon, the reason a man doesn't wash, clean or brush up, is because their womans jobs, now Kindly fuck off!! |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | glasgowguy262 wrote... | |  | Dear Alesha Dixon, The reason a man doesn't wash, clean or brush up is that their womans jobs. Now Kindly fuck off! |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | glasgowguy262 wrote... | |  | So i goes in to Comet yesterday and said to the guy 'Do u sell colour TV,s?' 'yes sir of course' Gimme a Green one then! Shouldve seen the pricks face!! |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | glasgowguy262 wrote... | |  | Cash In The Attic! Or to give it it,s real name 'I wonder if grandad will miss his WW11 memerobillia? Fuck it, he,s dead anyways haha |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | glasgowguy262 wrote... | |  | I,m your wee pocket comedian Alana, when yer as ugly as me u have to have a sense of humour, ma maw says when i was a wean, i was that ugly they had to put curtains round ma pram :( S x |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | glasgowguy262 wrote... | |  | Alana im i the only person who wakes up in the middle of the night, switches on the telly, n wonders, do deaf people ever sleep?? |  |  |  | send message |
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