I would rather be followed by a smelly goat, because he could become my life friend... like Turner & Hooch. I wouldnt judge him for being smelly, I'd love him for who he was. Also... you may possibly have thee sexiest accent ever.
A perplexing situation reflecting our modern times. You didn't say if we were allowed to wash the goat. Tough choice..solve world hunger with jobby curry for all but never get a lass or have a smelly goat? Going for goat and find a girl with a goat fetish.
hahah thats a brilliant question, not an easy one though... i think i would have to go with the goat, would i be allowed to wash it so it didn't smell so bad ?