hi im only trying to get to know new people in cambridgeshire..i got to say hello to u...if this makes u laugh i deserve a hello back... Little girl in the garden with her Dad asks Is that a mummy longlegs underneath the daddy longlegs? Dad says no sweety, there are no mummy longlegs, only daddy longlegs Dad feels very proud of her inquisitive mind until she stamps on them both saying well have none of that gay shit in our fuckin garden!