I once tracked a unicorn to the ends of the earth, only to find out it was an ordinary horse with a corneto stuck on it nose! 7 years I spent chasing that mythical beast... so as the sun slowly melted the icecram I grabed the corneto and said 'that should make up for some of the time I spent tracking you!' It wasnt bothered it had a freezer full of Magnums! Wasnt even a real unicorn... It was a normal brown horse dressed as an Icecream man! He had a van and everything!!!
I once tracked a unicorn to the ends of the earth, only to find out it was an ordinary horse with a corneto stuck on it nose! 7 years I spent chasing that mythical beast... so as the sun slowly melted the icecram I grabed the corneto and said 'that should make up for some of the time I spent tracking you!' It wasnt bothered it had a freezer full of Magnums! Wasnt even a real unicorn... It was a normal brown horse dressed as an Icecream man! He had a van and everything!!!