I'm a zombie! I'm dressed as a zombie! I'm Alan Partridge! Alright, it's inconsistent! Zombies, by their very nature, are inconsistent. They're a mish-mash of different bits. Why are you all staring at me? I'm not having a go at anyone, I'm having a pop at the undead. Ah-HHaaaa! lol
Me as zombie Alan Partridge,.only ask if you must
