 | | Name: | thevirtuoso | | | | Details: | 39 years old (Taurus), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Torquay, Devon, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/thevirtuoso |
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In my own words
Well, I'm a nice guy, have a good job and i dont sleep around, so i'm almost perfect, if you dont mind ugly blokes. Nice guys finish last though so i'm destined to muck about on the internet for the rest of my life. hurah. Anyway, what else? I like murdering poor people while they sleep, selling drugs to children, and eating poo. |
My Funniest Moment...
One drunken afternoon, i accidently dropped an almost-empty bottle of vodka, resulting in broken glass everywhere. My friend pointed out that a child could hurt themselves on the broken glass. ''Not if i eat it'' i said, placing a large piece of glass into my mouth. Turned out the razor-sharp edged glass was slightly wider than my mouth. You can guess the rest! good times |
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Pizza, Fajitas, Spag bol, Music
Guitar music of any kind, don't mind anything tho TV Show
QI, dexter, 8/10 cats, frasier, black adder Movie
Vanilla Sky/Matrix Trilogy Animals
Penguin Person
Will Ferrell, the legend Website
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my Celica Possession/Thing
my Celica |
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