 | | Name: | marksie | | | | Details: | 42 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/the_tickler |
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In my own words
Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'" |
In A Perfect World...
my 24th birthday. lets just say it involved alchohol,a campsite,an extremely large bonfire and a misjudged forward somersault/stuntman dive.YIPPPEEEE (ouch) |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
indian (nothing too hot though) Music
strokes, bloc party, arctic monkeys TV Show
the office, rescue me Author
i don't really read much Movie
the usual suspects Night Club / Bar
i like all sorts (usually more if i'm drunk) Animals
my dog Person
i love everyone Website
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newquay Possession/Thing
my car (original i know) |
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