 |  Name: | Chris | |  | Details: | 36 years old (Libra), Male, Straight |  | Location: | Home sweet home, Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/sweet_heart1 |
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  In my own words
 FELLAS I'M NOT GAY, BI NOR CURIOUS. Each to their own and all that but my own preference is curvy women, thanks for the compliments but not interested.
I LOVE BBW... give me curves every time! I appreciate a woman of substance ;) If you dont know what bbw is then you don't belong here; move along nicely pls. If you do know and do belong then be sure to say hello. |
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|  | Now,for the ladies who still fall for the old tricks and cheesey lines:
MAN TRANSLATOR
You on msn? = I wanna show you my cock on webcam.
You got e-mail? = I wanna send you my cock pics.
I love you = Can I have a blow job?
You & your mum could be sisters = I wanna bang her ass too!
Your mums nice = She's the dragon lady of doom,cock in her mouth wud prob cure her!
Its not you its me = Its definitely you!
Hope it helps :o] |
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 From Now On...
 I'd like you to sit on my face and jiggle your hips.
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  Comments | 8 of 8 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  | lucylilac wrote... | |  | Hey mr B, not long now, counting the days and soon il be mrs B. :) i love you <3 <3 |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | lucylilac wrote... | |  | prickley beaver swabs, horse raddish cabbage dropping dabbit schmelt, pelt welt, boil and puss :P oo and I LOVE YOU hehehee xxxx |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | lucylilac wrote... | |  | did i tell u enuf just how amazing u r? if i eva slack lettin u know, gimme a gud poke ;] in the eye lol i love u, mr amazing :] |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | lucylilac wrote... | |  | heheee ur funny, laying claim to ownership online lol can i do it too? mine mine mine mine mine MINE!! i l o v e y o u xxxx |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | lucylilac wrote... | |  | Baby, drop dead fred is the shiz! but then ur sillynes is on a par with is, ur the stooopidist man i know and i fuckin love it, i love you! |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | lucylilac wrote... | |  | errrrm, our bedroom or do i just rip ur clothes off wen u walk thru the door? doorsteps about the only place we haven't yet lol |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | lucylilac wrote... | |  | not as much as i love you :oP u asked 4 that! lol and baby, wen u get home l8r, il show u how much :o] <3 <3 |  |  |  | send message |
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|  |   Favorite Things Food More cheese gromit? Music R n B, hiphop, dubstep, just to see you smile! TV Show Anything keith lemon! Author Hmmm, when i learn to read, i'll let ya know! Movie Dirty dancin, cinderella man Night Club / Bar Swingers club Animals My many cat and doggies Person Do i need to tell you,havent you figured it out? Website Click here to view Place Cabin by a meadow where the wild bees swarm Possession/Thing My Pickle |
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