 | | Name: | Steve | | | | Details: | 46 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Wimborne, Dorset, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/steveuk077 |
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In my own words
BAD JOKE :- There are two guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon,all sorts. My God, Pepe says the first bloke. It's a bacon tree !!! We're saved!!! You're right says Pepe, Praise the Lord ! so Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. The first bloke quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. Pepe, Pepe - what the hell happened? Arrrgh... it wasn't a Bacon Tree, it was a Ham Bush. |
The Meaning Of Life...
A teacher went into her room one morning and she noticed that penis was written on her board in small letters. she erased it and went on with class, later that day it was written again in bigger letters she erased it, before the end of the day she saw it again in really big letters, underneath it said the more you rub it the bigger it gets!! |
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