|  | |  | | Name: | Melissa |  |  |  |  | Details: | 34 years old (Sagittarius), Female, Single, Straight |  |  |  | Location: | Guildford, Manchester, United Kingdom |  |  |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/pot_noodle_melx | 
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   | In my own words 
  I love going out with friends either to clubs up town, cinema and even just meeting up and having a few bevvys and a chill session indoors, the usual really. Id say Im a people person and get along with just about anyone.I crave having a laugh and being down right stupid and "weird" the best times I have are when me and my mates have a night in on the beer get shitfaced and talk bubbles for hours about the most random and obscure things then rip it to pieces haha. I like to believe I had a wicked sense of humor, scratch that and abnormal sense of humor like you wouldnt believe as Im easily amused and love a bit of the old sarcasm or when people get EXTREMELY stressed out I find it hysterical!
 Im currently studying Technical Theatre/Stage Management and LOVE it :D!!!
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  | My Mum Says... 
  Well...Sings...
 
 Im a little teapot, small and stoat...
 
 I dont let her finish! Lolol
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   | | Comments | 10 of 21 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |  | kippax_kid wrote... |  |  |  |  | wit woo!! ur gorgeous hun, am just puttin some pics on my profile so dont know if there showing yet, if u wana chat am on msn now.... add me... [email protected] chat soon!! x |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | send message | 
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |  | biffrider wrote... |  |  |  |  | naaaah not much going on this week for me i dont think? errr i got 5 a side tomuz night so running around like a headless chicken after a ball for an hour, and hopefully my bloomin motorbike will arrive this week. not getting my hopes up mind u, it was promised last week HA! cocks! damn new freezers, i hope ur sueing ur sister for unlawfully making u have to move! i vote go back to bed :D well thats good, im off out in a bit ive just been informed. hope u have a nice week, no doubt hear from u a |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | send message | 
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |  | biffrider wrote... |  |  |  |  | awwww thanks for the pat on the head. now i feel like chasing a stick someones thrown :D my weekends been alright apart from being ill. went out on friday and had a good smoke off, stayed in last night cos i felt like shite, then went and sorted out my van with bits and bobs and stuff and it was quite productive :D dunno wats happening tonight. its sunday night, the last chance to enjoy he weekend, so no doubt get mashed again WOO! any plans for the week? love biff HA! x |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | send message | 
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |  | biffrider wrote... |  |  |  |  | im ill :( i need sympathy :D please send some my way :P (hope ur having a good weekend, i dont always think about myself first HA!) :P x |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | send message | 
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |  | biffrider wrote... |  |  |  |  | your eyes were sore? jesus, proper tarzan shit then! was she stabbing as u pretended to be a lion? nasty kids!!!! today i havent done much, work, got new headphones for my mp3, trying to sort out some torrentpong crap at the mo.doing me frigging nu in HA! wat u up to his week? anyhing xciting like errrr base jumping? :D x |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | send message | 
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |  | biffrider wrote... |  |  |  |  | babysitting, dangerous stuff! i remember babysitting a kid once. the stupid git ran along before i had a chance to move, tripped up and twatted his little head on the coffee table. awwww he was a funny fucker haha hope u had a nice time with no dents :D |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | send message | 
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |  | nelsonmale wrote... |  |  |  |  | hiya im andrew im 26 from lancashire. i was just lookin at your profile and thought u sounded nice, well a bit about me im 26 lol work as a care assistant, lived in the states for 10 years been back 6. well im single and lookin and am hoping you are as well lol. the problem i have with women is they always treat me like shit and cheat on me or use me and i cant seem to find the rite one lol. well if you wana chat i dont ocme on here much txt me 07794819214well if your wana chat message me back
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 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |  | biffrider wrote... |  |  |  |  | im alright taaaa :D u ok on this glorious monday nearly tuesday? it was really nice and sunny tonday, was well unfair working :( |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | send message | 
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 |  |   | Favorite Things FoodChicken, cheese, garlic, strawverry cheesecake!
 Music50's,60's,70's,80's,9 0's,r'n'b,hip hop, rock!
 TV ShowSex in the city, Shameless, Gimmi Gimmi Gimmi
 AuthorDont a big reader, lol.
 MovieOhh theres too many!
 Night Club / BarJilly's, Overdraught, Satans, Kitchen.
 AnimalsBulldogs!
 PersonLonnie :)
 WebsiteClick here to view
 PlaceTown or my bed, lol.
 Possession/ThingNot a materialistic person, lol.
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