In my own words
Here's the deal. I just want a mistress, someone I can hook up with regularly and bang each other's brains out. No relationship, just sex and plenty of it.
In return, if she's a good girl, I'll pay her rent for her. Or if not rent then a clothing allowance. Quite simple really.
I don't have two heads nor do I have a beard. Seriously, I'm not a bad looking bloke at all. No photo up here for obvious reasons.
If you want to, you can chat to me on MSN and I'll show you a photo. [email protected]
I think it's best to be honest and up front. Don't you? |
This Week's Plan...
...is to find myself a mistress. Not a relationship though, just a mistress. Is that clear? |