 | In my own words
My previous boyfriend was half german...he only had one hairy armpit....Im not saying he was rough but I've seen knife wounds better dressed....I told him and he was quite upset, last week he injected himself with curry powder...he's been in a korma ever since... All joking aside, I am a vietnam war veteran..hey, it was tough out there and I dont want to talk about it, don't like bringing it up but I saved a lot of lives and helped about 1652 people dodge bullets and find better housing, I set up a lot of charities but I dont want to talk about it, stop pressuring me, Yeh, I set up about 8 hostels and 22 homeless resorts..Little bit like centre parks...I Came back and now I help men climax for a living. But I don't want to talk about it. Give me a break damn you... |
| Blog | 3 posts | view all | | | |
| | | I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor! |
|
My Worst Day...
Monday, sitting here in my cell contemplatin the next 35 years in this prison.. Fairenough I shouldnt of killed her but if I ask for a steak and kidney pie, thats what I expect. I cannot be held responsible for my actions when presented with a chicken & leak pie. Why did I have a flame thrower in the first place the judge asked... "What are you mad mate, everybodys got a flame thrower" I responded. I then took my knickers off and threw them at the wig wearing pensioner! |
|
| | | Favorite Things Food
Wagamama's chicken katsu curry, it has to be! Music
Everything from Garbage-Goldfrapp-Hole to Mynx..! TV Show
Desperate Housewives! The O.C! Author
Plum Sykes- Bergdorf Blondes! Movie
So many... White Chicks?! Night Club / Bar
Miss-Shapes @ Ghetto!! EVERY THURSDAY!! x Animals
My puppy... 'Sexy Sadie' Person
2 many 2 name! Website
Click here to view Place
Babington House!! Possession/Thing
Créme De La Mer lip balm! |
| Details Last logged onCool Tools™ only Advanced statsCool Tools™ only |
| |
| | |
one 2 one