 |  Name: | lynesy_dtm | |  | Details: | 33 years old (Gemini), Male, Single, Straight |  | Location: | Coventry, West Midlands, United Kingdom |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/lynesy_dtm |
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  In my own words
 Bitch please.
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I like to get underwear for Christmas and birthdays (Y)
KTHXBAI
Only 2% of the worlds population have green eyes, so say hi you 2%!
I make doritos for a living FUCKYEAH. |
 Blog | 3 posts | view all |  |  |  | Oh my gawdzz
|  | I was about to change something on my profiles, then I forgot becuase I was watching britney skye fuck a virgin :( pornpornporn.
It's roflz
I forgot how funny it was >< |
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 My Best Day...
 I was in year 5 if I remember correctly, me and my friends was entering a talent show at school, so we decide to be the spice girls, I had to borrow some of sister clothing, and i also got some balloons for tities :) we didn't even have a routine, just generally prouce about and make fools of ourselfs, yet we didnt win because 'we didn't take it seriously enought' Fuck you teachers, fuck you |
  Comments | 10 of 73 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | fishyfish wrote... | |  | lolololat my sillyself sorry tendency to waffle and sidetrack mildly as u can see! Rather confused after u clobbered your mate one did u get the tix in the end or not :S hope so! yeahh boosh band are defoz worth seeing, were boosh festi but £50 CHOKE DIE CHOKE whilst i was saving for uni and the same day gay pride was one for FREE. I took the free option lol cheapness but yahhzz i need to go pass out in bed now lackage of sleep! xx |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | fingerfuckingood wrote... | |  | rofl....ditto i fell down a drain once and it wasnt nice!>.< i was like OMFG!!!! ahhhh...but i didnt die...i dnt think! |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | fishyfish wrote... | |  | Its booshtastic hah cheeesy! Fate was against me i waited ages and ages hoping a friend would have a spare ticket if someone dropped out (2ND ROW!!) But devastatingly i cudnt make it cuz of long ass uni shizz ...BAD TIMES :( Saw the sexy Fielding mmm at royal albert hall tho V Good times :) Next tour! we shall see boosh live! (saw boosh band with the fielding, immense!) x |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | fingerfuckingood wrote... | |  | well no one can live with out sleep silly!!!....and well i think i would die if i didnt have my flag lol...just coz of the awesomeness of it XD..HUGE so it is lol...am a bust a cap in yo assss;] x x |  |  |  | send message |
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|  |   Favorite Things Food Beans on toast!, Batterberg (Y) Music Absolutly anything :) Getcha rave on! TV Show MIGHTY BOOSH, Peepshow, Pokémon :D Author Terry Pratchet David Gemmel Movie Trainspotting, Snatch, Transformers, Pokémon Night Club / Bar Prefer a pub ennit. Oak/the local Animals Orangatang Person Me, Noel fielding Website Click here to view Place I'll agree with everyone else and say 'Bed' (L) Possession/Thing Virbrating tongue bar ;) :P Mirrors (Y) |
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