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Name:	lottiekayleigh

Details:	38 years old (Cancer), Female, In Relationship, Straight

Location:	Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/lottiekayleigh

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In my own words

Some of lifes many mysteries:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say 'i think i'll squezze these dangly things, and drink what comes out??
Why does a gynacologist leave the room when women get undressed? they are going to look up there anyway!!??
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!!
What do you call male ballerinas?? (and GAY! is not answer)
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner??
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests??
Why are boxing rings square??
Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?? Why do they sterilise the needle used for the leathal injection??

In A Perfect World...

Poverty wouldnt exsist! Clubs, pubs and drugs would be free, President bush would be sent to fight in iraq, Tony blair would be sent to play with the taliban! Peter kay would be prime minister, Footballers would have brains! People on the dole would be forced to find jobs to save us tax payers a few quid! I would be easily pleased! Oh and carlsberg would make everything!

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courchan wrote...

u rly have got the whole package aint u babes?

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marcwebb wrote...

hey.. you have a lot of questions to be answered uh??lol. btw you have the most beautiful eyes and gorgeous smile.. would love to chat with you maybe??

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