 | | Name: | Wanna_B_Friends? | | | | Details: | 50 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | London (Canary Wharf), United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/jigi25 |
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In my own words
Single women and good apples!!!
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just take the rotten apples from the grounds that aren t as good but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality they re
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along the one who s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules goats and pigs the husband asked sarcastically Relatives of yours? Yep the wife replied in-laws. |
The Meaning Of Life...
By the way: Wat do you call a smart, intelligent good looking man? A fantasy!!
Take 10 lbs of sweetness and mix it with 10 lbs of niceness in a large bowl. Add 5 gallons of fun and keep stirring for at least an hour. Then add 10 pints of honesty, 2 teaspoons of wickedness and a dash silliness, transfer ingredients into a cocktail shaker and give it a good shake, then empty into a big glass and add a sparkler, |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Indian, italian, thai, chinese Music
RNB or anything that makes feet moving lol Movie
Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, MI Night Club / Bar
Anywhere - your choice Animals
Dog, Lion (shame u can't keep lion as pets - lol) Person
J-Lo, Britney (I know both are out of reach - lo) Place
Phi Phi - Krabi Island, croatia |
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