 | | Name: | isis23 | | | | Details: | 40 years old (Cancer), Female, Engaged, Straight | | | Location: | notts way, Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/isis23 |
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In my own words
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A c*ckroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. I |
From Now On...
if ur weird ....looking for cyber... friendly advice dont contact me lmao the usual f**k off seems to offend for some reason ... hmm go figure !!! |
| Comments | 5 of 5 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | matt19m88 wrote... | | | hes happenin? still aint heard from u in a while wots up u duckin out or summit? when get the chance holla at me innit so we can chat b
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| | | | | | matt19m88 wrote... | | | | hey chik sorri i went off tha ova night work got reli busy lol so i had 2 start doin sum real work lol so how r ya b aint heard from u in a few days wot u bin up 2? xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | matt19m88 wrote... | | | lol that's means I did take ur virginity then lol. dats gud. so av u got msn or summit so I don't av 2 keep comin on ere 2 chat 2 ya. dint think ud reply ya kno. but u did so its all gud. catch ya l8r.
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| | | | | | jayjayrose wrote... | | | Hey honey xx
hehe!! x Fancy seeing you ere!! xx
Mwah xx Much Love as always mate xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | matt19m88 wrote... | | | hey lol i read ur page lol n i kinda liked it still. i also noticed u had no comments i dont think this is ur 1st comment on here i recon u jus delted all the guys that messaged you cos you knew they were diks, if i am ur 1st then i feel honoured 2 take ur virginity. I jus wanna ask if u got msn so i can find out more about u if u dont feel the same way holla at me if not dont accept my buddy invitation im about 2 send.
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| | | Favorite Things Food
ermmm what ever ur cooking Music
depends on mood TV Show
csi/meercat manor/simpsons Movie
all horrors Night Club / Bar
cant rememeber names of any Animals
my doggy Person
my girls Place
skeggy where i grew up Possession/Thing
my own space ... yayyyy |
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