I like Kittns because the barber stole my meat:-(. So the next day i asked the pope if he wanted some ketchup to go with his wonderful matrini. But then the pope got all pissed off and shouted, "ALL I EVER WANTED WAS MY JAR OF OREO COoKIE ICE CREAM YOU BASTARD!".i was pretty suprised to hear the pope call me a bastard but i didnt think much of it. I noticed the pope looked REALLY sad as he sat back down. I asked," mr pope dude, why are u frowning as if some one pooped in ur cereal?" and then all the sudden a bunch of ninjas broke into the place!!! its was like...WOAH...with that, i picked up the pope and threw him at the ninjas a run far away...to be continued...