 | | Name: | Lisa |  | | | Details: | 36 years old (Cancer), Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | river creek, leesburg, washington dc, District of Columbia | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/heyrotters |
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In my own words
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dog.
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
(these are actually the 'deep thoughts' of jack handy my thoughts are private and much more profound. |
The Meaning Of Life...
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little niece to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. Oh, no, I said, DisneyLand burned down. He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late so i didnt bother. |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
mint choc coldstones icecream with MnM's Music
oasis,subways,libertines, john mayer,counting cro TV Show
spongebob the OC, That 70's Show,will & grace Movie
Zoolander, Dogma, butterfly effect,x-men Night Club / Bar
dirty leos- just cant beat the sticky floors Animals
puppies (make good coats) Person
My family (sometimes),buddies and fake family Place
key west, florida... amazing Possession/Thing
my i-pod |
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