 | | Name: | Daniel | | | | Details: | 41 years old (Aquarius), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Bromley, London, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/execation |
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In my own words
I'm smart and witty. Otherwise known as SARCASTIC. Part-time DJ and in my spare time I mix. I love cooking but only in nice kitchens. I don't drive or have a nice car. I don't go to gym. I don't have many good habits. BUT I'm fucking funny to be around and you'll always have a laugh.
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| Blog | 2 posts | view all | | | | Tesco
| | | So just went to Tesco to get supplies for tonight's dinner. Before I left home, I was thinking maybe I should take my ID with me. I NEVER take my ID. I'm thirty and I look it. So, anyway, I take my ID, get my shopping, stock up on alcohol for the day and go to pay. The cashier looks me up and down and says "You got any ID on you?" Drop me fucking out. I predicted the future. And when she sees my ID, she says "You don't look thirty!" That's cos we don't all age as badly as you have, love =/ |
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My Mum Says...
If you're gonna sing a song about Jesus jizzing on your face, DON'T do it in church! |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Chicken cuppa soup Music
Rock, pop, dance, trance, dubstep TV Show
Dexter, American Horror Story, Ghost Adventures Author
Stephen King Movie
Fight Club Night Club / Bar
Nowhere in Weston! Animals
Cat AND dog Person
My father Website
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Kitchen Possession/Thing
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