I have a slight phobia of out-of-date food. I love boarding and skiing more than most things. I'm 5ft tall. I'm fluent in French. I pretend I like the colour red but really my favourite is blue. I can find a place for BBQ sauce whatever the meal. I like banter. I don't like fiction. I avoid confrontation. I love the underground. I don't like marmite. I'm undecided about animal testing. People that can't spell annoy me. I can complete the "1 to 50" app in 18 seconds. The meatball marinara from Subway is too spicy for me. My favourite alcoholic drink is Tia Maria. I can spin a hoop round my waist for half an hour. Some people mistake my relentless optimism for arrogance. I think the BNP has some relevant arguments. I don't understand people that have their car as their profile picture. I hate chavs (see above). I can run 15km. Miserable people irritate me... oh and I stopped using MSN 10 years ago.