 | | Name: | doseofkingers | | | | Details: | 35 years old (Cancer), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | The land of Intolerable Misery, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/doseofkingers |
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In my own words
Want the truth? Youre so far down in self denial, youll never make it out alive. You think its bad now, just wait. Do you want the Chocolate frosted truth? Or do you want the fucking bathroom floor, nightmareish lonely sickingly despicable truth? Either way youre going to find out sooner or later. This is like a Parcelforce staff night out at gala bingo, and your balls just about to drop.. good luck.. |
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| | | Dreamy Smurf is always dreaming of other places and other things. Dreamy is best known for his appearance as Astrosmurf, where he visited the fictitious Swoofs on their home planet. |
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My Mum Says...
"You could get a degree in moaning"
"Im not so-bloody-prised"
"I dont know about owt else, but youre fucking painful"
"You make me fucking weep"
"If youre going to kill yourself, dont make a mess"
"You need a job../..girlfriend../life.." |
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Coconut Iced cream, Fajitas. Kebab, Sweets,Cheese Music
Pop punk, Emo, Ska and Motown TV Show
Tribe, Coast, Freaks and Geeks Author
Bill Bryson, Bizarre magazine Movie
Porn. Old porn. 70s porn. Funny comedy Porn Night Club / Bar
Ok Karaoke.. Animals
Dogs. Siberian Husky or St bernard. Person
Myself, Wieners, Claudio Sanchez Place
The world of dreams Possession/Thing
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