 | | Name: | John | | | | Details: | 40 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Somewhere in essex!!!, Essex, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/deltadoddy |
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In my own words
There are 3 kinds of people, dicks, pussy's and arseholes. Pussy's think that everyone should get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time. But then you have got arseholes and they just want to shit on everything. Pussy's don't like dicks cos they get fucked by dicks but dicks fuck arseholes, arseholes who just want shit on everything but the only thing that can fuck an arsehole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when its not appropriate and it takes a pussy to show them that but sometimes pussy's become so full of shit that they become arseholes themselves. cos pussy's are only an inch and a half away from arseholes. But if dicks didn't fuck arseholes you'd get your pussy and your dick all covered in shit!! |
If You Pay Me...
i'd do anything!! |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
chinese, steak and chips! Music
anything that sounds good TV Show
The office, Jimmy Carr stand up Ricky Gervais, J Author
anything that true none of that harry potter crap Movie
Mainly comedy's and Gangster films Night Club / Bar
Anywhere where's there is music Animals
Its gotta be mans best friend! Person
Everyone! |
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