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Name:	Colette

Details:	55 years old (Libra), Female, Single, Straight

Location:	West Lothian., Scotland, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/coll39

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In my own words

I am a confident flirty burd who loves to laugh and enjoys life. Am accident prone and laugh at all the wrong things and in my head am still about 19 just pretending with this grown up malarkey. Am not a twiggy very curvy so if u want a slinky size 10 am not the girl for you. Am very spontaneous the kind of pal you could phone at 3am and ask to go to blackpool and i would have my bag packed before you had the phone down. have a few personality flaws am accident prone havent met a kerb i havent tripped over, open my gob to change feet and can be a bit to honest (not the pal to ask does ma bum look fat in this). I think am good fun tho and a good listener. I I have 1 son who is now 18 and is fed up listening to the u treat this house like a hotel and do u think am a bank bloody hell when do we morph into our mothers. anyway that will do for now anything else u want to know just ask and i will do my best to ignore you heh heh heh.

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Things I now know for certain

1. Your here for a good time not for a long time. 2. I get on great with my ex now he's buried under the patio. 3. Buckfast is not for the over 30's heh heh heh .

From Now On...

It is party, party, party but boys learn how to woo us ladies with sweet words not porno talk I mean Jesus Damien would u kiss your mother with that mouth.(waynes world for those who are to young to remember lol).And remember laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.