In my own words Once upon a time there was a little sheep called Baa-Baa. None of the other sheep liked Baa-Baa because he was black and they were all racist bast00ds. However, things soon changed when it came to the time for the sheep to be sold to the elephants as tampons. It was soon discovered that white sheep made better tampons as you could tell if they'd been used or not, so all the white sheep went on to become tampons for the elephants whereas Baa-Baa lived happily ever after selling his thick black wool until he was killed for Mr. McArthur's Sunday roast.
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