 | | Name: | Paul | | | | Details: | 36 years old (Sagittarius), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Liverpool, Merseyside, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/byrney-p |
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In my own words
People never read these things(they just stare at the pretty pictures!)so.... im a former mr universe, hit songwriter and 6 time nobel peace prize winnner with a penis the height of mount everest. i was at one point miss jolie's ahem... personal trainer but i got bored of her being exhausted so i gave her brad's number(pff~ hey the guy's always kissing my arse and he offered to take her off my hands,so i thought what hell?) im usually a wealthy man but since i gave away my earnings to feed and shelter endangered seals/dolphins im living what one could call a student life at present. when im not out partying thru the night with rock bands and dancing girls im on here, although i dont know why i bother.. all i get is a inbox full with messages from playmates and page3 barbies with headers like: 'help the buttons on my blouse are malfunctioning!' 'need advice on lingerie shopping' 'damsel in distress,wardrobe stolen!' etc |
From Now On...
this year im going to take it easy. im only going to write four no1 albums and 1nobel peace prize winning speech. Write my biography. turn it into a biographical film. start up my own parfume brand called [french accent]'le farte'. use the proceeds to buy out that company microsoft and fix that peice of rubbish called vista for everyone. anything left over will go towards building that electric fence ive been meaning to put up round my house to keep out those blondes |
| Comments | 10 of 18 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | -x-iekika-x- wrote... | | | I would not get my boobies out!
Eew no!
And you can't see them on any of my pics so nurrrr!
I perved to comment back so shushh
Haha yeah I am amazing (H) haa jokes
But yeah I'd steal them all tbh =]
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| | | | | | -x-iekika-x- wrote... | | | Flesh maybe, but I'm still covered =p
I only looked so I could comment actualy!
You whored yourself out so I had to state the obvious tbh haa =p
Aww I'm your only friend, feel the love ay haa
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | | mysticus_amatrix wrote... | | | Nope... no celtic heritage at all. Also...
http://www.faceparty.com/gallery/pics.aspx?pid =7929224&gid=0&page=4
first 2 pics! SMILES! HA! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | mikeocci wrote... | | | Oh no, a lot happens lol!
I love Liverpool. Its a great city, lots of culture!
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| | | | | | viki_ wrote... | | | | 'hit songwriter and 6 time nobel peace prize winnner' ... :O wow thats something special ;) LMAO!!!! me 2 :/ ;) x | | | | | send message |
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wood, iron,mammals, the occasional dinosaur egg Music
White noise (aka Radio One) TV Show
Top Gear,star trek,battlestar galactica,fur tv Author
Terry Pratchet(i do acutally read when i can) Movie
spinal tapp,indiana jones Night Club / Bar
that one i told my m8 johhny depp to buy Animals
Cheetah Person
Eddie vedder,clarkson Place
USA,Japan,Italy,monte carlo,Canada Possession/Thing
my phone, guitar collection |
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