| | Name: | bertie_sanchez |  |  |  |  | Details: | 44 years old (Sagittarius), Male, Single, Straight |  |  |  | Location: | South East London, United Kingdom |  |  |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/bertie_sanchez | 
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| In my own words 
  I was here once. Then I went, because it was boring. Now i'm back because I can't seem to stay away. So i've reinvented meself, like a changeling or an 80s pop star, and i'm back. Cosmic!
 
 I like lots of stuff. Biscuits, chipsticks, Cidre, inappropriate comedy, impromptu piss-ups when you were 'only popping out for a couple'. You get the f**king drift, yeah? I probably dislike a lot more.
 
 We will probably get on....unless you're up your own arse!
 
 Cheerio treacles!
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| | Blog |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | Women... 
 |  |  |  | You might be one of those who thinks that just because a bloke messages you that they're after something. It's not. It's because you look like a bit of a laugh and you might be good company. If you're that far up your own arse to think that...think again. If I message you, it's because you look like you're a rare breed on here....normal. NOT because I want to cum on your tits! 
 ....Unless you ask really nicely of course?!
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| In A Perfect World... 
  ....there would always be some sort of dessert after dinner. And not just a bowl of fruit!
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