 | | Name: | bad toad | | | | Details: | 55 years old (Cancer), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | manchester, Manchester, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/badtoadmanchest |
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In my own words
Some Scottish pick up lines
1)Did u fart? cuz ya blew me awa. 2)Are ur parents retarded? cuz ur pure special. 3)Mah luv 4 ye is like diarrhea. I canny hudd it in! 4) Is thur a mirror in ur pants? cuz i can see ma sel on em. 5) If u wurr a tree and i wiz a squirrel, i'd store mah nuts in yer hole.
And who says us scots can't be romantic lol |
| Blog | 5 posts | view all | | | | hairdressers
| | Stupidly went round 2 my mates house who's missus is a hairdresser and said i need a trim, but do what u thinks best.
BIG MISTAKE
I think she thought she was shearing a sheep, virtually bald now.
well for me it is |
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If You Pay Me...
I'd be a happy little toad |
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italian Music
rock dance r'n'b most types really TV Show
scrubs, shameless, csi Author
ian rankin chris ryan andy mcnab Movie
harvey Night Club / Bar
If it serves beer I'll be there LOL Animals
dog Person
my dad RIP Place
Ibrox Possession/Thing
life |
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