 | In my own words
I'm looking for a girl (or girls) who are as boring as I am. Preferably you have no social life, few friends, and your idea of a wild time is watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air reruns on my pirated cable.
Bonus points if you know how to cook and clean, as well. And if you give good massages, that's just gravy too. I don't require you to have any imagination in the sack either, it's just gonna be two minutes of missionary before I roll over and go to sleep, so there's really no need.
Hopefully you'll have ambition, a good job, and will be able to support me while I sit on my arse and do nothing, all day long. I usually tell people that I'm an archeologist, but I don't actually look for bones, I just happen to come across some with friends as a kid while digging with a simple shovel on the main road next to my house. CONTINUED IN MEANING OF LIFE SECTION... |
The Meaning Of Life...
ALSO, don't message me if you are going to be like all the other girls and just treat me like a piece of meat. I am NOT just a sausage with legs, I have FEELINGS too. You'll need to be able to see that if you want to get anywhere with me. |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Indian/Exotic. Wine/Alcohol. Music
RockNRoll/Rythm&Blues /Punk/Doo Wop/Jazz/Classic. TV Show
I've much better things to occupy my time. Author
Shakespeare/Blake; Nietzsche; The BIG MAN. Movie
The Wall; Scarface; Milo & Otis; Clockwork Orange Night Club / Bar
Playing Gigs; House of Blues, Paris Theatre (rip) Animals
Unlike humans, they 'admit' they are animals. Person
My family and close friends. Place
On Stage. Oceans; Stargazing; Europe;1920/50/80's Possession/Thing
Spirituality. Art, Literature and Music. Boxing. |
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