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Name: Call me Zelda =]
Details: 42 years old, Female, Single, Open Minded
Location: Tucked away under Santa's scrotum., Scotland, United Kingdom
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Always wash your hands =]
 
SIT ON IT BITCH! =]
 
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In my own words

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!!

(Only kidding it's my fave movie quote =])

I have mellowed somewhat in my old age. I am no longer the ultra sarcastic, angry-at-the-world person that I used to be. Mind you I have my off days =]

My passion in life is film. I could talk endlessly to fellow film-geeks like myself and never get bored =]
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Word of the Week
''FOOF'' i.e vadge.

I'm gonna use it in my vocab as much as possible this week.

Even at work =]
If You Pay Me...

I will circumcise you with a rusty razor blade =]
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chris1654 wrote...  
i wanna sleep with u before then
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chris1654 wrote...  
u dnt wanna choke
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cammykfc85 wrote...  
hiya zelda, lovely pics, have u got msn or bebo? cammy xx
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ryano_19 wrote...  
Youre obsessed with penus
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jordonobv wrote...  
Haha, no you didn't :p
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gstarman wrote...  
straight to the point i wanna bend u over and fuck u hard xx
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i-shot-barbie wrote...  
I am a bloke. =|
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sh3llz_2k7 wrote...  
Sakai's right, you can sing bloody good!
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matty1000_2000 wrote...  
haha that must be a bad thing surely?!!?
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swordsmanxxx wrote...  
u look rather charming & sexy!!
do u hace msn?
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Photos of me
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Favorite Things

Food
I'm loving Coco Pops cereal bars at the moment =]

Music
Very varied.

TV Show
Jeremy Kyle but for all the wrong reasons.

Author
Bellus Endius

Movie
Superbad is a good 'un. Oh yes and Party Monster

Night Club / Bar
Priory cos it's cheap and nasty

Person
Munterish Cock-Wranglers

Possession/Thing
eBay I fucking love it =]

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