 | | Name: | Dez |  | | | Details: | 37 years old (Taurus), Male, In Relationship, Straight | | | Location: | The Future, Georgia | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/whitemamba |
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In my own words
I'm a space magician fighting against the Asteroid Lords of Xon with a talking dog and a team of confusable but irreverant foreigners. Also check this: my **** is like 200 feet long and launches killer bees. |
My Worst Day...
Was the day I slipped on a banana peel, crashing onto the stage of the National Bedwetting Society's Convention, where 17 national magazines took pictures of me at the exact moment when my ex-girlfriend parachuted in holding a banner saying I had girl parts. |
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Pineapple Pizza Music
Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, Built To Spill TV Show
Justice League, Home Movies Author
Vonnegut, Heinlein, Steinbeck Movie
Shaolin Soccer Night Club / Bar
The Skin-Flute Saloon Animals
Tiger, Specifically, The Eye of Person
Hulk Hogan Place
Thunder Dome Possession/Thing
My indomitable American spirit |
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