 |  Name: | :: Riley :: |  |  | Details: | 36 years old (Cancer), Male, Single, Gay |  | Location: | Paso Robles, California, USA |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/prince_cyan |
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  In my own words
 Why is it that when I come over here, your kitchen always lacks the essential parts of the Altoidian experience? You always got peanut butter and no jelly, Kool-Aid and no sugar, beef and no jerky, ham and no burger. Damn I'll just go eat a roast beef and coffee filter sandwich with a side of Tang. It is a kick in both Master P's and Mr. T's mouth divided by Snoop Dogg's perception of cloud shapes that rape bottles of Tobasco sauce's bitch asses when a kangaroo splooges on another kangaroo's face and washes it down with Foster's beer on a bicycle during the Arabian circus. The only way to find the sum of the sides of the the third fish nugget is to char it using the pathagorean theorem. |
 My Mum Says...
 If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, we have to at least consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. |
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|  |   Favorite Things Food Jack in the Box egg rolls Music Cibo Matto, Alanis and Dido TV Show BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER Author J.K. Rowling Movie The Forsaken Night Club / Bar Sin On Skin Animals Albino Tiger Person Buffy Anne Summers Website Click here to view Place My roof or in a pool. Possession/Thing Ðoggy style . . . Wait, possession, not position. |
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