| Name: | illpapinyc |  |  | | Details: | 43 years old (Taurus), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Dutchess, New York | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/illpapinyc |
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In my own words
I'm selfish and a total jerk. I love tender moments and little cats and dogs. I would like to meet fat chicks. People who laugh at my jokes. High self-esteem types who don't take things too seriously.
Now, if I had to write a regular newspaper personal, it would read something like this: "I'm a well-endowed talented stud looking for a married woman who wants to make her husband jealous in order to get expensive gifts from him." |
My Dream Date...
Drinks on a patio followed by the scene from American Wedding...but without the dad interrupting. ;) |
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