 | | Name: | dale kelk | | | | Details: | 41 years old (Gemini), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | barnsley/little hills of columbia., South Yorkshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/kelkyz |
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In my own words
well, my name is pedro montosa, i live in the little hills of columbia where me and my 38 children grow copious amounts of cocain,heroin,and the odd bit of weed. my wife salma regularly does drug runs with our 10 eldest children, manolo been the eldest takes care of the money laundering side of the family, but was recently caught by the local policia who treat him badly by calling him a fuxkpig and making him run round the streets of little columbia naked with his weeney between his legs so he looks like a woman.i av tried to bribe but nothing i can do or say seems to work !!! if u av any ideas how i can free my little boy from that hell hole thes he is in please dont hesitate to contact me, al even sort u a few lines lol !!! anything else u want to know call 555-211-FBI im on there top 10 wanted list n buzzing off it, or fone my wife salma she is columbias number 1 crack whore sucky sucky 10 dollar n the wxore will tell u anything !!! |
My Worst Day...
update 27th of march: there is sum rather distubin news evolving round manolo !! it has been brought to my attention that the lying cheating handbag fighting son of a bitch boy of mine has really been leaking information about me to the local policia and the feds !!!so all u out there hear me now !!! 4 all u contract killers and suicide bomberswishide to earn 4 million dollars to bring his head to me make yourselfs known !!! genuine people only, no timewasters !!!! |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
cocaine morning noon n night !!! Music
the sound of me playing my banjo in little hills TV Show
how to harvest cocaine with (charlie) dimmock hah Author
who are these author people anyway ? Movie
my cousin tony's scarface of course Night Club / Bar
moonshine shack at the bottom of little hills Animals
my bullmastiff trained to kill local policia haha Person
that wud b my cousin tony again i luv him hahaha Website
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good owd barnsley and ibiza and the little hills Possession/Thing
AK-47, anti tank guns n petrol bombs |
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