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joebogan
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Name: Benn
Details: 37 years old (Capricorn), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Somewhere where I dont know where I am, New South Wales, Australia
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/joebogan
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Me again
 
Another crappy pic of me
 
Me, 2003
 
Me, some time during 2001
 
In my own words

Welcome, as you no doubt have guessed, I am actually Kevin Costner in disguise of a semi-interesting Australian dude. Dealing with the vulturesque paparazzi in the US is tiring and can sometimes lead to phone throwing, so I prefer to pose as a young man in another country so I can manage my overwhelming movie career and have time to perfect my throwing arm. Yes, it is hard being a single American man with diabolically dashing good looks, but the world needs more arrogant actors like me. Which is why I started the Unprofessional Specialized Acamdemic Improvement School for Costners Rising Actors Program, or U.S.A.I.S.C.R.A.P, which will be launching shortly, so watch out for it. And watch out for my new movie this autumn, co-starring Justin Timberlake, Mel Gibson and Adam Sandler. Its called, 'Three Tools, and Adam Sandler', its gonna rock your world. Anyway, send me a message if you like, I dont get online alot, so yeh... w00!
My Mum Says...

Put that away! Youre at the dinner table, for Gods sake!
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Favorite Things

Food
Italian

Music
Metal... love it, but I can stand other stuff

TV Show
Family Guy, Scrubs, Seinfeld

Author
Probably Robert Jordan

Movie
Boondock Saints

Night Club / Bar
Clubs suck :P

Animals
Hmm... any animal, I guess

Person
Dunno, ask me later...

Place
Not sure, exactly

Possession/Thing
My Arch Enemy signed guitar...

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