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Name: partyinmypantaloons
Details: 28 years old (Cancer), Female, In Open Relationship, Open Minded
Location: Georgia
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In my own words

If you don't like cabbage, get out of my life.
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AWWW HEEELLLL NAAWWWW
Today was a disaster. First I find a piece of lettuce in my cabbage. The next tragedy came while I was writing my cabbage sonnet. MY MECHANICAL PENCIL RAN OUT OF LEAD! I went to my roommate Chicken Little if he used it. But he was like "fuck if I know, bra", and just kept talking shit about the sky falling.

So, I. WAS. PISSED. The last person to take Creed Bratton's lead and get away with it: was Creed Bratton. So then I felt something sharp on my boobs. THE LEAD WAS BETWEEN MY BOOBS! Smash
In A Perfect World...

Cabbages fall from the sky
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Favorite Things

Food
Cabbage

Music
Smashing cabbage

TV Show
Veggie tales

Author
Cabbage

Movie
Sausage Party

Night Club / Bar
No drink, only cabbage

Animals
The ones that don't eat cabbage

Person
Cabbage farmers

Place
Cabbage farms

Possession/Thing
Cabbage

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